Resolusi 2017
Resolusi
2017
Selama
tahun 2016 saya memiliki banyak kekurangan pada tahun 2017 ini diharapkan saya
dapat memperbaiki beberapa kesalahan tersebut. Resolusi tahun 2017 saya
diantara lain: Menstabilkan Emosi alasan saya mencoba menstabilkan emosi adalah
menurut psikolog emosi saya sering ikut campur dalam hal lain yang menyebabkan
kerja saya menjadi tidak maksimal. Resolusi keuda adalah Mendapatkan nilai
seratus dalam Un mata pelajaran Matematika Matematika merupakan salah satu mata
pelajaran favorit saya karena itu saya harus mencapai nilai seratus.
Resolusi
ketiga adalah Mendapatkan nilai seratus dalam Un mata pelajaran IPA saya
mengiginkan nilai seratus pada IPA alasannya sama seperti saat Matematika
ditambah saya ingin manjadi dokter karena itu saya harus mendapat nilai memuaskan
dalam IPA. Resolusi ketigaa adalah Mencoba banyak mengerjakan banyak Shalat
Sunnah selama tahun 2016 saya shalat sunnah hanya saat disuruh saja karena itu
menurut saya nilai saya tidak maksimal, oleh karena itu saya harus memperbanyak
shalat sunnah.
Resolusi keempat adalah
Mencoba menulis buku selama tahun 2016 saya sudah mulai mencob, tapi tidak
berhasil jadi tahun 2017 ini saya ingin membuat buku yang dapat diterbitkan. Resolusi
kelima adalah Mempelajari setidaknya sekilas basic chemistry, selain menjadi
dokter saya juga ingin menemukan obat untuk menyembuhkan penyakit yang belum
ditemukan obatnya dan untuk melakukan itu saya harus belajar kimia/Chemistry.
Resolusi keenam adalah Mempelajari
setidaknya sekilas tentang Black Hole, White Hole, Neutron Stars, Supernova,
dan Hyper nova saya sangat menyukai hal sepeerti ini yang menyebabkan saya
mulai sekarang menonton tayangan beredukasi tentang hal-hal di atasResolusi ketujuh masuk SMA 68 saya ingin masuk SMA tersebut karena merupakan sekolah ternama yang dapat mendapat undangan menuju FKUI
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BalasHapusFrom the police blotter, or, what a beat cop deals with every day:
BalasHapus• A deputy responded to a report of a vehicle stopping at mailboxes. It was the mail carrier.
• A woman said her son was attacked by a cat, and the cat would not allow her to take her son to the hospital.
• A resident said someone had entered his home at night and taken five pounds of bacon. Upon further investigation, police discovered his wife had gotten up for a late-night snack.
• A man reported that a squirrel was running in circles on Davis Drive, and he wasn’t sure if it was sick or had been hit by a car. An officer responded, and as he drove on the street, he ran over the squirrel.
Source: uniformstories.com
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A Place Where Grandkids Belong
We were tearing down an old three-seater outhouse when my neighbor asked if she could have the single-plank, three-hole outhouse seat. I said sure.
Six months later, she invited me to her home. There she showed off her newly designed family room, complete with a single-plank, three-hole picture frame featuring her three grandchildren.
d. r., via mail
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JIB: Job Interview Breakdown
Have you ever been a victim of a JIB (job interview breakdown)? These men and women have:
• “I was so nervous at a job interview, when he asked me what I wanted to be in five years, I said, ‘Race car driver.’”
• “The guy asked me to tell him a little about myself, and I literally forgot who I was.”
• “I got asked about punctuality. I went on about how it was good to speak clearly and politely, and it was nice to use proper grammar in speech and writing.”
Source: dailymail.co.uk
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“Buy Yourself Something Nice, Jerk”
My friend, an intern, was given $50 to get the chairman of the bank some lunch. Told to get himself something, he bought a shirt.
Source: storify.com
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My Son’s #1 Concern
When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor’s office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, “Do I have to drink it?”
Janet Frenyea, Walkersville, Maryland
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Modeled On Confusion
The photographer was positioning my new husband and me for our wedding photos when he asked, “Have you ever modeled?”
My cheeks instantly turned red. “No, I haven’t,” I said. “But I always thought …”
The photographer interrupted me: “I meant him.”
Joanne Noffke, Oak Forest, Illinois
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The Deadliest Job in WWII
My high school assignment was to ask a veteran about World War II. Since my father had served in the Philippines during the war, I chose him. After a few basic questions, I very gingerly asked, “Did you ever kill anyone?”
Dad got quiet. Then, in a soft voice, he said, “Probably. I was the cook.”
Marian Babula, Penn Run, Pennsylvania
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The Real Meaning of “An Apple A Day”…
My wife, a phlebotomist at the Denver VA hospital, entered a patient’s room to draw blood. Noticing an apple on his nightstand, she remarked, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, right?”
“That’s true,” he agreed. “I haven’t seen a doctor in three days.”
Larry Jensen, Englewood, Colorado
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English is Hard
My colleague has been living in this country only a few months, and although normally chipper, he recently looked sad. When I asked what was wrong, he responded glumly, “Today, everything wrong is going in my favor.”
Bacchus Johnson, Charlotte, North Carolina
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